YOUR BALLS ARE NOT THAT BIG turned 2 today!
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Even hipsters are not immune from Obnoxious Splayed Leg Syndrome. You can’t really tell from the first photograph, but this man’s legs are stretched so wide, they are effectively blocking anyone from sitting in the middle seat.
I gave him a little bit of leeway at first, as the train wasn’t completely full. But as we pulled into more and more stops on this Queens-bound G train during rush hour, our Brave Hipster refused to move his legs even slightly.
You are terrible, G Train Hipster. Your balls are not that big.
Thanks to Gayathri for this article, which illustrates that Your Balls Are Not That Big syndrome extends beyond subway seats.
Hand protectively covering his balls. They must be GIANT.
Photo via West Coast West